Fuck me, 2 years to make a post, after the last failed attempt.
Well then, if you forgot who I am - the name's Kris.
I am here to waste your time and for you to enjoy it.
Here's what to expect of this page:
1.Random piece of news to be made fun of.
2.Picturebox Tuesdays. A TV show recommendation every Tuesday (starting today) with provided insight on it, my favorite parts and screenshots. I recently found a text file named ''Krissilent55's ever-updating list of shows that don't suck'' and, being the brainless lowlife that I am, there were over 350 shows in it.
3.Movie nights - a movie recommendation every Friday. Same as the previous one, but with movies, so you can be even more useless during the weekends.
4.Life tips and How To's Some absolutely brilliant (by which I mean fucking stupid) pieces of advice from the dirty Bulgarian himself on how to live your life, as if your parents don't tell you how to do that enough.
5.Blast from the past with my old random videos and new ones when I get around to making them.
6.Bonus videos exclusively for this blog.Containing bloopers, failed jokes and pretty much I'll provide you with the opportunity to look at my ugly face some more.
7.Whatever the fuck I want and find funny, because I OWN THIS PLACE. If you don't like it - GET THE FUCK OUT. But then open the page again, and stay some more. Gets me more money...looove you.
Remember to like my facebook fanpage for funny posts every damn day of the week, subscribe to my youtube channel and maybe visit my ask.fm page.I answer mostly in Bulgarian on ask.fm, but if you write to me in English I won't bite...I do suck though.
If you still don't remember who the fuck I am, here is a random video from way back when I looked like the ugliest little girl you've ever seen, and did lots of drugs.
Are you still there? Here's a more recent one, now that I've lost the hair, I resemble a very good looking lesbian.
Ballsack.
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