Not sure that most of you understood how fucking stupid this blog is, because of the two longass articles I wrote.
To make up for this dumb post, here is me polishing my sword.
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
The Meaning Of Life
Not sure that most of you understood how fucking stupid this blog is, because of the two longass articles I wrote.
To make up for this dumb post, here is me polishing my sword.
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Drawn Together!
This week we have my favorite animated TV show EVER!
If you needed one thing to prove that animations aren't only for kids, then this would be it.
Drawn Together is the world's first animated reality show...and it kicks ass.
The show's ''cast'' features eight parodies of famous cartoon characters.
Among which are my personal favorite - Captain Hero (Superman) and Ling Ling (Pikachu from Pokemon).
It first starts off with the reality show format, featuring a few parodies of competitions you'd normally see in Season One, but the following two seasons are just a blur of laughter and offensive jokes. The housemates get into the most ridiculous of scenarios, have sex with each other, fight, kill each other, attempt to save the world from a giant inbred supersized retard and lots of shenanigans you'd need to see to believe me.
If you find the first season offensive and funny, then the latter two would have you either appalled or entertained for hours.
Don't believe that there is a supposed cartoon no child should watch?
Here's a few things that Drawn Together mainly features:
Sex, swearing, murder, violence, homophobia, racism and misogyny.
That's just off the top of my head.
This show makes fun of everything from black people and asians to religion and homosexuality.
In a manner that's not really supposed to hate anybody and their race or sexual preferences, but to make fun of every aspect of life in a humorous way, so anyone could laugh at himself along with everyone else.
If you're a person that likes black humour and doesn't mind offensive humour that has you gasping for air from laughing, this show is for you.
I have literally spent days watching it, without ever finding it boring.
Unfortunately, Drawn Together only managed 3 seasons and 36 episodes on ''Comedy Central'' before being cancelled due to the offensive nature of the show and costs of the high quality animation.
It did spawn a Direct-to-DVD Flash movie in 2010 though, which is even more outrageous than the Series, which I didn't think was possible, before it came out.
Grade - A+
Genre - Black humour, offensive, gross out, slapstick, non sequitur.
Favorite Season - The 3rd and last season of the show is by far the most offensive and hilarious.
Favorite Character: Captain Hero. He transforms from a womanizing, second-grade superhero in the first season to the funniest character in the show. Here are some of his best moments, but you should probably not watch the whole thing, so that you don't spoil it for yourself.
Drawn Together is the world's first animated reality show...and it kicks ass.
The show's ''cast'' features eight parodies of famous cartoon characters.
Among which are my personal favorite - Captain Hero (Superman) and Ling Ling (Pikachu from Pokemon).
It first starts off with the reality show format, featuring a few parodies of competitions you'd normally see in Season One, but the following two seasons are just a blur of laughter and offensive jokes. The housemates get into the most ridiculous of scenarios, have sex with each other, fight, kill each other, attempt to save the world from a giant inbred supersized retard and lots of shenanigans you'd need to see to believe me.
If you find the first season offensive and funny, then the latter two would have you either appalled or entertained for hours.
Don't believe that there is a supposed cartoon no child should watch?
Here's a few things that Drawn Together mainly features:
Sex, swearing, murder, violence, homophobia, racism and misogyny.
That's just off the top of my head.
This show makes fun of everything from black people and asians to religion and homosexuality.
In a manner that's not really supposed to hate anybody and their race or sexual preferences, but to make fun of every aspect of life in a humorous way, so anyone could laugh at himself along with everyone else.
If you're a person that likes black humour and doesn't mind offensive humour that has you gasping for air from laughing, this show is for you.
I have literally spent days watching it, without ever finding it boring.
Unfortunately, Drawn Together only managed 3 seasons and 36 episodes on ''Comedy Central'' before being cancelled due to the offensive nature of the show and costs of the high quality animation.
It did spawn a Direct-to-DVD Flash movie in 2010 though, which is even more outrageous than the Series, which I didn't think was possible, before it came out.
Grade - A+
Genre - Black humour, offensive, gross out, slapstick, non sequitur.
Favorite Season - The 3rd and last season of the show is by far the most offensive and hilarious.
Favorite Character: Captain Hero. He transforms from a womanizing, second-grade superhero in the first season to the funniest character in the show. Here are some of his best moments, but you should probably not watch the whole thing, so that you don't spoil it for yourself.
Well, time to revamp this page.
Fuck me, 2 years to make a post, after the last failed attempt.
Well then, if you forgot who I am - the name's Kris.
I am here to waste your time and for you to enjoy it.
Here's what to expect of this page:
1.Random piece of news to be made fun of.
2.Picturebox Tuesdays. A TV show recommendation every Tuesday (starting today) with provided insight on it, my favorite parts and screenshots. I recently found a text file named ''Krissilent55's ever-updating list of shows that don't suck'' and, being the brainless lowlife that I am, there were over 350 shows in it.
3.Movie nights - a movie recommendation every Friday. Same as the previous one, but with movies, so you can be even more useless during the weekends.
4.Life tips and How To's Some absolutely brilliant (by which I mean fucking stupid) pieces of advice from the dirty Bulgarian himself on how to live your life, as if your parents don't tell you how to do that enough.
5.Blast from the past with my old random videos and new ones when I get around to making them.
6.Bonus videos exclusively for this blog.Containing bloopers, failed jokes and pretty much I'll provide you with the opportunity to look at my ugly face some more.
7.Whatever the fuck I want and find funny, because I OWN THIS PLACE. If you don't like it - GET THE FUCK OUT. But then open the page again, and stay some more. Gets me more money...looove you.
Remember to like my facebook fanpage for funny posts every damn day of the week, subscribe to my youtube channel and maybe visit my ask.fm page.I answer mostly in Bulgarian on ask.fm, but if you write to me in English I won't bite...I do suck though.
If you still don't remember who the fuck I am, here is a random video from way back when I looked like the ugliest little girl you've ever seen, and did lots of drugs.
Are you still there? Here's a more recent one, now that I've lost the hair, I resemble a very good looking lesbian.
Ballsack.
Well then, if you forgot who I am - the name's Kris.
I am here to waste your time and for you to enjoy it.
Here's what to expect of this page:
1.Random piece of news to be made fun of.
2.Picturebox Tuesdays. A TV show recommendation every Tuesday (starting today) with provided insight on it, my favorite parts and screenshots. I recently found a text file named ''Krissilent55's ever-updating list of shows that don't suck'' and, being the brainless lowlife that I am, there were over 350 shows in it.
3.Movie nights - a movie recommendation every Friday. Same as the previous one, but with movies, so you can be even more useless during the weekends.
4.Life tips and How To's Some absolutely brilliant (by which I mean fucking stupid) pieces of advice from the dirty Bulgarian himself on how to live your life, as if your parents don't tell you how to do that enough.
5.Blast from the past with my old random videos and new ones when I get around to making them.
6.Bonus videos exclusively for this blog.Containing bloopers, failed jokes and pretty much I'll provide you with the opportunity to look at my ugly face some more.
7.Whatever the fuck I want and find funny, because I OWN THIS PLACE. If you don't like it - GET THE FUCK OUT. But then open the page again, and stay some more. Gets me more money...looove you.
Remember to like my facebook fanpage for funny posts every damn day of the week, subscribe to my youtube channel and maybe visit my ask.fm page.I answer mostly in Bulgarian on ask.fm, but if you write to me in English I won't bite...I do suck though.
If you still don't remember who the fuck I am, here is a random video from way back when I looked like the ugliest little girl you've ever seen, and did lots of drugs.
Are you still there? Here's a more recent one, now that I've lost the hair, I resemble a very good looking lesbian.
Ballsack.
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